BEHOLD! The Bugbear!
Military Muppets, monster rehab centers, and high speed gobo-Darwinism.
12 – Bugbear
11 – Blights
BEHOLD! BLIGHTS!
Wes knows a thing or two about tree oil, the whole forest actively hates you, and these peas are really big, as far as peas go.
10 – Beholder
BEHOLD! The Beholder!
Finally got that out of my system. Chris justifies his hand tattoo with crazy talk, special guest Karol talks Cacodemon copyright, and Wes describes his experience of the ideal Beholder encounter (screaming, lasers).
9 – Behir
BEHOLD! The Behir!
The first potential dud is narrowly avoided by turning everything into weasels, demonstrating advanced eel knowledge, and cutting out some cardboard dragons.
8 – Basilisk
BEHOLD! The Basilisk!
Bad smelling chickens, how to generate rats, and an idea that enslaves you by thinking about it.
7 – Banshee
BEHOLD! The Banshee!
Misogynistic biology, professional mourners, and, while ghosts are real, we’d really like you not to think about them.
6 – Azer
BEHOLD! The Azer!
Metal-based racism, fire worship and sexy elves trying not to be sexy.
5 – Ankheg
BEHOLD! THE ANKHEG!
9 AM is a bad time to watch Tremors, giant ants might actually be marmots, and a tree coming out of your neck HAS to mean something.
4 – Animated Objects
BEHOLD! Animated Objects!
This rug was made for smothering, and that’s just what it’ll do. We talk chairs who think they’re cows, magic as advertising, and the nefarious implications of Pixar’s Cars.
BEHOLD!
Myth, history, human psyche, crunchy numbers and bad improv: these are the tools Chris and Wes use every week to dredge meaning and knowledge from every page of the Dungeons and Dragons official Monster Manual, all to help you run the most memorable game sessions ever.
